Although many only look at Anna Kournikova’s beauty, citing the fact that she’s never really done much in the sport of tennis, she is an accomplished player that has a remarkable attitude about the game and an innate talent. Born in Moscow in 1981, Kournikova began training as a tennis player early in life. She later moved to the United States with her mother, settling in Florida, where she continued her studies.
At this point in her career, Anna is now semi retired, but she does play in certain games and at exhibitions. She is perhaps best known now as a model and the sometimes girlfriend/wife of singer Enrique Igelsias. There has been a lot of controversy surrounding the couple, and even the press isn’t sure as to whether the two were actually married or not.
In the world of tennis, Anna was known as a hard working player and although she has not won many titles, she is still a solid player with a great work ethic and a drive to succeed. She has consistently been named as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People and is profiled and photographed regularly for magazines around the world. At the end of the day, it appears as though she won’t be remembered for her contributions to the game of tennis, which are many, but rather her personal life and her beauty.
Recently, Anna was named among one of the most overrated stars in history and had the dubious honor of being listed as one of the top 25 biggest flops of all time. Whether or not these rankings are fair, it is clear that she is frustrated by her status and celebrity and would rather focus on the things that are important to her.
What is she doing now?
Anna is now the spokesperson for many brands, including K-Swiss. She was the face for a sports bra campaign that was very successful and is a common fixture at charity events and on the red carpet. She plays off and on at exhibition events and has expressed a desire to return to the tour, if she can get back to being 100% healthy.
Championships:
Wins (2)
Year Championship Partnering Opponents in Final Score in Final
1999 Australian Open Hingis Davenport /Zvereva 7–5, 6–3
2002 Australian Open (2) Hingis Hantuchová/ Sánchez-Vicario 6–2, 6–7, 6–1
Runner-up (1)
Year Championship Partnering Opponents in semi final Score in Final
1999 French Open Martina Hingis S.Williams/V. Williams6–3, 6–
Interesting and Inspirational Quotes:
“God gives all to those, who get up early.”
“I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.”
“I have lost this battle but I will win the war.”
“Well, I'm playing for the fans so whenever they come and ask for autographs I always try to give it to everybody because I'm out there for the people.”
“I think it's really important for me not to forget where I came from.”
Originally posted 2008-11-03 05:41:17. Republished by Old Post Promoter
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Athlete Profile, Female Profile, Tennis
Tags:anna kournikova, attitude, controversy, exhibitions, game, games, girlfriend, innate talent, moscow, tennis player, united states
I present for your consideration the longest survey known to mankind. :)
—
The Basics
1.) Your name: Autumn!
2.) Nicknames: I only have about one million and three. Auty, Aubs, SisterGirl, Homeskillet…
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Haha, I do.
4.) Location: West Virginia…not by choice. ;)
5.) Age: 18
6.) Birthday: 03/18/1991
7.) Zodiac sign: Pisces
8.) Parents names: Robert and Beverly
9.) Siblings?: A sister, Robbie.
10.) Pets: LB. Soon to have a turtle.
11.)Number of rooms in your house: Twelve.
12.) Religion: I like Jesus.
13.) If so-practicing?: In my own loopy way.
14.) Male or Female?: Female.
15.) Is your family close?: Yeah.
What are your favorite…
16.) Foods: Chicken!
17.) TV show:
Courage the Cowardly Dog
18.) Movies:
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Penelope, Howl’s Moving Castle, Full Metal Jacket
…and so many more.
19.) Actors: Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Tim Curry, Ewan McGregor, David Thewlis, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gary Sinise…this list, too, could go on for eternity
20.) Actresses: Helena Bonham Carter, Natalia Tena, Zooey Deschanel
21.) Books:
Tithe
by Holly Black;
Exquisite Corpse
by Poppy Z Brite,
Insomni
a by Stephen King,
Heart-Shaped Box
by Joe Hill
22.) Artists: Mark Ryden and a billion others
23.) Types of Music: Alt rock, electronica/synthpop
24.) Video Games: The Legend of Zelda games! <3
25.) Computer Games: The Sims 2 and World of Warcraft
26.) Outfits: My Smashing Pumpkins and Birthday Massacre t-shirts are my favorites.
27.) Stores: Etsy. :3
28.) Sports: Swimming is amazing.
29.) Colors: Purple, blue, black, red, silver…any color except yellow and orange
30.) Numbers: 3, 13, 11
31.) Websites: Etsy, Natalie Dee, Facebook, Pandora
32.) Cartoons characters: Courage the Cowardly Dog and Sailor Neptune. Yarr.
33.) TV Channels: Cartoon Network is all I watch
34.) Made For TV Movies:
MERLIN
!
35.) Comedians: Jim Gaffigan, I suppose :3
36.) Comediennes: Um…I’m not sure.
37.) Hair products: Herbal Essences Color Me Happy shampoo, I-forget-the-brand-of conditioner, hairbrush, flatiron.
38.) Makeup Products: Eyeliner, eyeshadow base, eyeshadow, and lip gloss. BAM.
39.) Kind of Pens: Any pens with purple ink are dandy in my book.
40.) Kind of Shows: Cartoons.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: I have a necklace that I always wear, but I alternate rings
42.) Kinds of Soap: Bath and Body Works Black Amethyst, handmade soap from Etsy. :D
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Herbal Essences Color Me Happy
44.) Game Systems: I’m a full-fledged Nintendork.
45.) CD’s:
Adore
by The Smashing Pumpkins,
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
by My Chemical Romance,
Walking with Strangers
by The Birthday Massacre, and
Crimson
by Alkaline Trio
47.) Past times: Being made fun of, writing poetry, and wasting time. :D
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Read, write, World of Warcraft.
49.) Magazines: I’m sort of disenchanted with most magazines at the moment. I did read
Alt Press
a LOT, but I’m not into the new screamo/hardcore trend, so…yeah.
50.) Animals: Elephants, penguins, dogs, turtles…I like most animals. <3
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: I don’t knowwww
52.) Favorite sweatpants: Haha. The black ones…
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Smashing Pumpkins/Birthday Massacre tee with black pants and either tennis shoes or flats
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: No, thankfully.
55.) Do you like it?: Wouldn’t know.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Wherever. I get my tees from Hot Topic, usually
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Not really. But I end up doing so anyway. We all wear band t-shirts. XD
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Haha, not really, no.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Tennis shoes, sandals, and flats.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Yes.
61.) Do you wear hats?: No, but I like them.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Kind of.
63.) If so, what?: Necklances/chokers and rings.
64.) Do you wear belts?: Nah.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: Sometimes. It’s very rare, although I do like skirts a lot.
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: No.
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: …wut?
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: LOL! No.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Yes, but not to school- I’d forget it.
70.) If so, what is it like?: Currently, it’s black-and-purple houndstooth print.
School
71.) What are your grades like?: Spiffy.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Yeah. I really wish I would have made it to honor grad status, to be honest.
73.) Are you failing anything?: No.
74.) Do you take a language?: I did.
75.) If so which language?: French.
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: I have so many…
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: I didn’t. My friends did. :D
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: I did until the pins kept popping off, so…only sharpie marks.
79.) If so, with what?: Sharpies.
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: Occasionally.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: Often.
82.) Do you take art?: No, regrettably. I think I would have enjoyed it.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: Driven.
84.) Do you like school?: It’s okay.
85.) How big is your school?: It’s…it’s big, I suppose.
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Yes.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: At times.
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: Yes.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: No. That’s another regret of mine: I’m discovering too late that I kind of enjoy acting.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: French Club, National Honor Society…and that’s really about it
Room
91.) What color is your room?: Dark blue walls with black trim and purple shelves. YARR!
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Clean, although it could be cleaner.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: PURPLENESS!
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: YES. You can’t even see my walls.
95.) If so, of what?: Movies, bands, vampires, faeries, art prints, paintings, drawings, photographs, flyers, angels and demons…everything you can think of, haha.
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yes!
97.) A computer?: Yes!
98.) A radio?: No.
100.) A stereo?: No.
101.) What is under your bed?: A box with a very small window fan in it
102.) Do you have a big closet?: It’s quite large.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Yes, but only on the inside of the closet.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: Not yet.
105.) If so, what design?: Well, I have some Mardi Gras and rosary beads up, but I’m getting beaded curtains over my closet.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: Yes!
107.) If so, of what?: …more posters. Seriously.
108.) Do you decorate your door?: Yes.
109.) With what?: A wreath, some signage, and a poster. Oh, and a pair of handcuffs.
110.) What color is your carpet?: No carpet! Hardwood floors!
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: The Smashing Pumpkins, My Chemical Romance, The Birthday Massacre, Alkaline Trio, Queen…
112.) Do you own a lot of CD’s?: I did.
113.) How many exactly?: I only have around fifty-ish now.
114.) Do you download music?: Constantly.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: “Ava Adore” by The Smashing Pumpkins, at the moment…and countless others
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Sometimes.
117.) Do you like loud music? Eardrum shattering volumes, yes.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Only when it’s music I hate. ;)
119.) Do you like rap?: No.
120.) Do you like country?: No.
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?:
Courage the Cowardly Dog, CSI: NY
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Not really. XD
123.) Do you watch the news?: No! Too depressing!
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: Not really, no.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Er…Gary Sinise. Haha. LOVE HIM.
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Um…sometimes.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: No.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: I would if I had them.
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: No.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Nannerpuss > everything.
131.) How big is your TV?: Um…twenty or thirty-ish.
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Remote.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: God no! O_O
134.) Do you like dramas?: Yes.
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yes.
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Good, most of the time.
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No, haha.
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Nope, and none.
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Yes.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s?: YES.
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Friend of Jesus.
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: No.
142.) Pro-life?: I’m not sure.
143.) Pro-choice?: See above.
144.) Are you a virgin?: Yes.
145.) Do you believe in God?: Yes.
146.) Jesus?: Yes.
147.) Allah?: “Allah” is just another word for God. ;)
148.) Buddha?: Sure, he was a real guy. :D
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No.
150.) Do you believe in ‘the true meaning of Christmas’?: Christ’s birthday was in the summer. ;) But, yeah, I do.
Friends
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yes
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: Yes.
166.) Are you friends with any friends’ parents?: Haha, yeah!
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: No, I try to be outgoing all the time, haha. XD
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Pretty much.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: At times.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: In a way, but the one thing I really love about all the kids I grew up with is that our social circles can part and merge with others. Like, I’ll talk to anybody willing to sit and nod and act interested, haha. I talk to everybody. :D
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: I like to think so.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: A few.
173.) Where did you meet them?: Some I haven’t met.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: No.
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Not anymore. All my friends are guys. :(
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: No, haha. I’m constantly fearful of being rude.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Uh, I wouldn’t say ‘a lot.’ ;)
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: I have before, but it wasn’t fun. :)
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 8
180.) How is this survey so far?: Interessant.
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Messenger bag
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk.
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Neither.
185.) Justin/Clay: Justin Timberlake! Hahahahaha. I’m not kidding
186.) Ruben/Clay: How dated is this question?! Neither!
187.) Cat/Dog: Dog
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: At home
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy. I hate popcorn.
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Fake.
196.) sister/brother: Sister
197.) Home/House: Home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Deutsch.
199.) Art/Computer: Computer art? XD
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Desktop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi.
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple.
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer. I hate the phone.
204.) Email/Letters: There is something really charming about handwritten letters. I treasure them.
205.) Big/Small: Medium.
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: Baby
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24:
CSI:NY
.
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Conan
212.) Letterman/Leno: Leno
213.) SNL/MadTV:
MadTV
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons:
The Jetsons
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter:
Harry Potter
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers, hahaha
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Skirts
219.) Fork or spoon: Spork/foon
220.) People/InTouch:
InTouch
. I love trashy tabloids.
Are you…
221.) Gothic: Not really
222.) a freak?: Everybody’s a little freaky! ;D
223.) a computer nerd?: Definitely
224.) a science freak?: No. XD
225.) a sports fan?: No
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: Actually…yeah.
227.) a class clown?: I have my moments
228.) funny?: I’d like to think so
229.) serious?: Sometimes. o_O
230.) intellectual?: No; sadly, most of my knowledge consists of useless trivia
231.) an LOTR nerd?: No.
232.) a failure?: EPIC!
233.) a success?: Haha, no clue.
224.) a loser?: Pretty much. :3
235.) popular?: Eh, no
236.) lazy?: Not inherently
237.) outgoing?: At times.
238.) shy?: It does strike me down every now and again
239.) friendly?: Yes.
240.) easily annoyed?: Uh…at times.
241.) tolerant of others views?: Yes.
242.) addicted to crack?: No. YES.
243.) addicted to any other drug?: Just caffeine.
244.) a partier?: No.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: It fluctuates with my moods.
246.) wild?: See above.
247.) sporty?: Not in the least.
248.) smelly?: I sure as hell hope not!
249.) an insomniac?: I can be.
250.) a procrastinator?: Ask me later.
251.) a criminal?: No, I’m a creeeeeeminal
252.) a crackpot?: No.
253.) a bookworm?: Yes
254.) hairy?: Nooo. Ew.
255.) good at playing basketball?: No way.
256.) in high school?: Not anymore! :(
257.) in prison?: No.
258.) from mars?: No. Venus.
259.) straight?: Yes.
260.) gay?: No.
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: No
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: No
263.) Do you like nuns?: I might if I were to ever meet one
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: No. It’s fun! :D
265.) Do you use correct English?: Always. Well, almost…
266.) Hablar Espanol?: Eh?
267.) Sprechen Deutsch?: Nien.
268.) Speak English?: Yes.
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Yes
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Vlad?
271.) you like Russian names?: Yes, they’re neat! Ekaterina, Elena, Kirei…
272.) Like Vlad?: It’s okay…I suppose?
273.) Homer?: No, it reminds me of a simpleton. :P
274.) Are you a busy body?: I have potential.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: That’s so mean. XD
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: Not recently.
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: No.
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Oprah.
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush? Be honest: I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No.
281.) Are you insecure?: Yeah.
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: I like ancient Greek/Roman culture, yah.
283.) Roman culture?: See above, brah.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: I don’t know. I like Tudor houses and Victoriana. :)
285.) What style architecture is your house?: It’s a coal camp house. XP
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: LOVE.
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: Yeah! Anymore, I get some weird zen rush
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break you concentration?: Um…no. I am that person
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: O_____O
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: No.
291.) Does anybody really care?: Probably not.
292.) Who sings that song?: That one song?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: I’ve never been, sadly. I want to go, though!
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: I don’t know. O_O
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: Like…a 78. It was in Calculus. =\
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: Um, I have before.
297.) Do you play with dolls?: No.
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: No.
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: Twenty.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Yes.
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: No
302.) What do you do?: I exist
303.) Does you boss like you?: N/A
304.) How much do you get paid?: N/A
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Actually, yes; I do.
306.) Do you have a credit card?: Debit card
307.) A checkbook?: Yes
308.) Are you a big spender?: Not really
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Unfortunately, no.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Five to seven bucks, if any.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: No.
312.) How about a Franc?: Nope.
313.) Do you really care?: Not until I’m going to a place that accepts pesos or francs.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: N/A
315.) If you don’t have one, do you wish you had one?: Yes. I really would like a job, but I don’t want to be a slave to retail and that’s pretty much what’s avaliable.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Yes.
317.) Why?: I’m a kid with no steady income who has big, big dreams.
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Poor…with a dog.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: Yes, actually! I got it for my birthday and I loooove it! It’s black with purple skulls! :3
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: $1,000 cash…but it wasn’t really mine. Unfortunately.
Right Now
321.) What are you wearing?: Grey shorts, oooooooooooold Alky Trio t-shirt, complete with holes
322.) What are you listening to?: “Because the Night” – Patti Smith
323.) Who are you talking to?: Myself
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Nothing.
325.) How is your hair?: Down, messy, half-brushed.
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: No. I don’t wear shoes indoors.
327.) Are you cold or warm?: Content.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: Not at the moment.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: Nope
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Phone, hair clip, flashlight, gargoyle
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: “Now this time, O my brothers, I was not only very sick but very puzzled.”
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: Paper, monitor wipes, blank CDs
333.) What time is it?: 12:03 PM
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Probably.
335.) Why aren’t you doing it?: Because I don’t know what it is.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: Nope
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No
338.) What are any people around you doing?: There are no people around me; I’m home alone.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Billy Corgin, because “Today” just came on
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Not currently.
Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: An hour.
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Yeah, sometimes. XP I’m not consistent
343.) If so, what?: If anything, eyeshadow/eyeliner
343.) Are your looks important to you?: A little. Not much.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: Yes.
346.) What would you change?: Lose weight
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Down, or a jerryrigged Mrs Lovett-style thing
348.) Do you dye your hair?: Yes…purple! :D
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Parts of it.
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Boring brown
351.) What is your eye color?: Green
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No.
353.) Do you look like your parents?: Not really.
354.) Is that good or bad?: Neither. Haha. XD
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: Uh…no O_O
356.) Why?: Just because.
357.) Do you have any piercings?: One in each ear. Soon to be more!
358.) Any tattoos?: Not yet.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: Yeah. They’re kind of fun.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: Yes.
Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No.
362.) Out of your state?: Yes.
363.) Out of you city?: Yes.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: Yes! :D
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Myrtle Beach, one week
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: A small one. For about ten minutes. XD
367.) In a boat?: No.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Yes.
369.) On average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Several hundred?
370.) Do you drive?: Yes. Nervously.
Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Venturi Fetish *drool*
372.) Color for that car?: …oh please. PURPLE.
373.) Do you have your liscense?: Not yet.
374.) Permit?: It just expired.
375.) Do you like fast cars?: …yes.
Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: Five-ish.
377.) Is this enough?: Yes.
378.) Do you dream every night?: Yes.
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: I bought Easter candy for Mom up at the farm in the middle of winter.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Yes.
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Not regularly.
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: No.
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: My right side.
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: No…my mom does. Haha.
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: It’s your standard digital alarm clock. XD
Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Never.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: Not particularly.
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: No.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No.
396.) Ever been drunk?: No.
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No.
398.) For what? : N/A
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No. I’m boring.
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Not too much.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: Rarely…
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Sometimes.
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: Haha. Totally.
404.) What about those racing games?: I always suck at those, but they’re fun. =D
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: Zero.
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: One. Prom! :D
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Somewhat.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: Yarr.
409.) Who has the best parties?: Jesus Christ, I HAVE NO IDEA
Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: No.
411.) Do you love them?: If they existed, maybe
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Why not?
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: No.
414.) Who?: Nooooboooodddddyyyyyyyy
415.) Do they know?: …of course
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: Zero.
417.) Kissed?: Just as many
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: No…O_O
419.) How many people have you said “I love you” to?: Other than friends and family? Well, nobody
420.) Did you mean it?: I reckon.
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: Because I’m a pathological liar?
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Yes.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: I don’t
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: N/A
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to lame breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: …God no
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Christina.
427.) Justin or JC: Justin
428.) Frodo or Sam: Frodo
429.) B2K or Nsync: B2K.
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula.
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Triumph
433.) Conan or Jay: Conan
434.) Rosie O’Donnell or Boy George: Boy George
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Carmen
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: Tommy Lee? I suppose.
437.) Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews: O’Reilly
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: I have tons.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: Because they inspire me to be a better person.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: No…but I’d like to steal certain traits from them.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: “Remember, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing EVER dies.”
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Yes.
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Yes
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: They have the potential to lean either way.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: No.
446.) What kind?: Imaginary
447.) Do you like chocolate?: It’s okay, yeah
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: No…but he’s gotten them before
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Geez. It’s the gnomes that dance. Get it right.
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Inside
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: Sure.
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: No, but my dog jumped on them and tore them up.
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: Sort of. Well, it wasn’t a real attempt, though I was mad enough to.
454.) How is this survey so far?: Pretty damn long.
455.) Do you like the movie ‘Fantasia’?: Never seen it.
What’s Your Take On…
456.) Life: Difficult, but rewarding. I love it. :)
457.) The world: Strange but lovely.
458.) President Bush: Don’t caaare
459.) Ahhhhnold: DON’T CAAARE
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: God help us
461.) Howard Stern: He’s weird.
462.) The war in Iraq: I don’t even know
463.) the economy: Bad at the moment, but elastic/cyclic
464.) jay-z retiring: He’s already come out of retirement.
465.) school: Necessary. :X
466.) going to college:
Entirely
necessary
467.) marriage: I think it’s really special when two people can tolerate each other enough. ;)
468.) football: Eh.
469.) baseball: I can’t stand to watch baseball. I get so bored.
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: I don’t get it.
Do You…
471.) Pick your nose?: LMAO. Sometimes you’ve gotta
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: No way
473.) Fart a lot?: No
474.) Burp a lot?: Nope
475.) Do stupid things in public?: Constantly.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: Haha, no
477.) Have random hallucinations?: Sometimes. =\
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: I suppose? I haven’t lately.
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: Eh, every now and then.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No. FUGLY.
481.) Sing in the shower?: Yes. LOUDLY.
482.) Play any card game?: Sure!
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: No. Phyllyp is an elephant
484.) Take your pet(s) for a walk?: No, but I play with him regularly and chase him through the house
485.) Have a snake?: I don’t really like snakes.
486.) Have webbed feet?: No
487.) Wear colorful socks?: Whenever I wear tennis shoes
488.) Have a life?: Heavens no! Are you crazy?
489.) Drink coffee?: Yarr! :D
490.) Drink tea?: Nope. Ew.
Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: I have a billion.
492.) Emails?: solongxgoodnight@hotmail.com and another I use for academia/finances
493.) Do you have a website?: I used to.
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: Haha. They haven’t been updated in forever.
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: NO WAY.
496.) What are your favorite websites?: I feel like I’ve already answered this
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Etsy
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Yeah…
499.) If so, what?: All sorts of things.
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: Address labels.
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: A few
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No.
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Talurpu and Ranbo are the two I talk to most often
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: Haha, not anymore.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN……?: MSN
506.) Whats your desktop background?: The mooooon.
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: I don’t even know
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Three hundred and forty six point five
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: A mic. I need to buy a new webcam.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Uh, I wouldn’t be happy, but…XD
Presents
511.) Whats the best present you’ve ever received?: This computer. <3
512.) Whats the worst present you’ve ever received?: Um…
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Yes.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn’t get them one?: TERRIBLY so.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: Well, no, but I make sure to remember them for the next holiday.
More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: Pandoraaaaaaa
517.) Favorite day of the week: Friday
518.) Favorite fruit: Bananas.
519.) Favorite vegetable: Potatoes!
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Chicken. It isn’t really a “lunch meat,” but…
521.) Favorite candy bar: Snickers
522.) Favorite nail polish: Purple.
523.) Favorite chair: I don’t have one.
524.) Favorite early morning show: Nothing good is on when I wake up. =\
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Haha. Um.
526.) Favorite writing paper: I LOVE STATIONERY. I like all paper.
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: Annie’s Mailbox and the horoscopes
528.) Favorite sibling: Robbie!
529.) Favorite distant relative: Oh, come on now
530.) Favorite dessert: Uh…
531.) Favorite weather: Rainy days that manage to be warm at the same time
532.) Favorite season: Winter or Summer
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Don’t know.
534.) Favorite lunch: Chicken anything.
535.) Favorite breakfast: Pancakes?
536.) Favorite author: Stephen King, Holly Black, Poe
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: =\
538.) Favorite band to see live: N/A
539.) Favorite survey you’ve ever gotten: THIS ONE! =)
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Nike
541.) Alone/With friends: Both or either.
542.) Work/Have off: Have off
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Neither. Yuck.
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Raspberry.
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Cheech and Chong
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Ew. Neither.
547.) Who/The Who: The Who
548.) Older/Newer: Newer
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular, twisted pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: I actually prefer “fuck.” Haha, I’m kidding. Make love.
Have you ever…
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Pretty much
552.) Skipped school?: Yeah, I used to fake sick all the time. =X
553.) Done drugs?: Yes, but only prescription
554.) Been drunk?: No.
555.) Been so drunk you couldn’t remember your own name?: No.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: Yes. Long night.
557.) Gone insane?: No, I was pretty much born that way.
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: No, thankfully
559.) Been in a car accident?: Yes
560.) A bike accident?: Yes
561.) Broken a bone?: Yes
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: Yes
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Oh, yeah.
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yeah.
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: Yes.
566.) More than 12 hours?: Probably.
567.) How about 5 hours?: Easily
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: Yes. Graceful I am not.
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No
570.) Been to a LAN party?: No.
Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: No
572.) How about swim meets?: No
573.) Tennis matches?: Nooo
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: No
575.) The ones with Richard?: No?
576.) How about Match Game?: Never watched it.
577.) Do you watch Game Show Network regularly?: No, but Robbie does
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: Sure! :)
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: ONLY IF THEY’RE FROM OUTER SPACE! <3 <3 <3
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: YES! Ask me about New York and I will talk for hours.
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Oh, God, yes.
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: I have before.
583.) Yes or No- Christina Aguilera has talent: Yes, she’s got a very nice voice range. Lucky girl.
584.) Do you like TiVo?: I don’t have TiVo.
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: Haha. No.
586.) VCR’s or DVD players?: DVD players.
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: No.
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: No.
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: A journalist, I suppose. I’d really like to get paid to sit at home and write books, though. ;)
Do you know…
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Er. Good question.
592.) Two years ago?: No idea.
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Um…
594.) The author of “Frankenstein”?: Mary Shelley
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: No.
596.) The Queen of England?: Queen Elizabeth
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: No…
598.) Espanol?: No.
599.) Deutsch?: Nien.
600.) Japanese?: Nope.
601.) François?: Fragmented
602.) Chinese?: No.
603.) Portuguese?: No
604.) If you don’t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?: I’d like to learn German and Japanese, and better my French
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: O_O
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington, DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: No
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: Mandarin Chinese and French, I think
609.) How to fly a kite?: No.
610.) How to surf?: Nooo!
611.) Skateboard?: No
612.) How about rollerblade?: No
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Not really.
Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: Loss.
615.) Happy eyed?: The dual simplicity/complexity of nature and its beauty. :)
616.) What song always makes you sad?: “Early Sunsets Over Monroeville.” Can’t even listen to it to this day without getting uber upset.
617.) Happy?: Any by my favorite bands! :)
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Several people do.
619.) Really depressed?: sdfkjdskjhsdf
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Terribly so.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: I think not
622.) A naturally happy person?: Perhaps. I think so. :D I’m coming into it.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: It depends.
624.) What do you do?: Cry, write, scream, cuss…XD
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: I don’t know, right off. :P
The Last Person To…
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Mom
627.) Talk to you?: Mom
628.) IM you?: Taylor?
629.) Touch you physically?: Mom
630.) Touch you emotionally?: I don’t know.
631.) Hurt you?: NO.
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Haha, I don’t know.
633.) Scold you?: Robbie.
634.) Praise you?: Mom?
635.) Say “Hello” to you?: Michael
Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Parts.
637.) What do other people think of you?: I’m not sure. My friends like me. ;)
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Complex. Hah.
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: I don’t know. I have a soft spot for animals and children.
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Stronger than I used to believe.
641.) A weak person?: I have my downfalls, just like everyone else.
642.) Are you stressed out?: Not at the moment.
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: It depends.
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: At times.
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: Yeah. XD
Three Things
646.) 3 things you can do
1. Exist
2. Play at writing poetry
3. Overanalyze
647.) 3 of your best friends
1. Taylor
2. Matty
3. Ranbo and Michael (I cheated, so sue me)
648.) 3 things you wish you could do
1. Draw
2. Sing
3. Play piano
649.) 3 shows you watch all the time
1.
Courage the Cowardly Dog
2.
Law and Order: CI
3.
Law and Order: SVU
650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little
1.
Rocko’s Modern Life
2.
Doug
3.
The Angry Beavers
651.) 3 things you’re addicted to
1. Candles/tarts/things that smell lovely
2. Purple
3. Starbucks
652.) 3 people you care about
1. Mom
2. Dad
3. Robbie
653.) 3 things you cant live without
1. iPod
2. Cell phone
3. My loved ones. :)
654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself
1. Insecurities
2. Indecisiveness
3. Emotional attachments
655.) 3 of your strong points
1. Good with words/emotions
2. Do well with children
3. Caring
656.) 3 of your favorite boys names
1. Gage
2. Jarod/Jaren/Jareth/Jarrick
3. Adrian/Alex/Alistair
657.) 3 of your favorite girls names
1. Aubrey/Aubri/Aubrianna
2. Juliet
3. Harley
658.) 3 people of the opposite sex
1. Taylor
2. Matty
3. Dad
659.) 3 things everyone should listen to
1. Their intuition
2. Music that makes them happy and evokes positive memories
3. EVERYTHING I SAY
660.) 3 things no one should listen to
1. Unhappy things and lies
2. Uncle Rico
3. Subliminal messages
661.) 3 things you say all the time
1. Really? / Seriously?
2. Awesome!
3. Amazing
662.) 3 words to describe your look
1. Silly
2. Alternative-y
3. Plain fucking lazy
663.) 3 words to describe your personality
1. Frantic
2. Friendly
3. Ever-changing
664.) 3 things you want to do before you die
1. Write a book
2. Move to New York
3. Get married, have kids
665.) 3 things on your desk
1. Camera
2. Nail clippers
3. Bucket of pens and pencils!
666.) 3 things you hate
1. Menstrual cramps
2. The word “moist”
3. Making others unhappy
667.) 3 things you love
1. Peace and joy
2. Music/books/food for the mind
3. Being inspired/writing
668.) 3 things that scare you
1. Total and complete isolation
2. Snakes and spiders
3. My house catching on fire or being robbed
669.) 3 people who make you chuckle
1. Jim Gaffigan
2. The cast of
Reno! 911
3. Eddie Murphy
670.) 3 people who are so very cool
1. Michael James.
2. Billy Corgan
3. Emilie Autumn
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now, no thinking: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-la, Po
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: Why not?
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: Haha, no
674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: Arelybay.
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: No. XD
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: I don’t think so…O_O
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: Actually, sort of.
678.) Have you ever read
Gone With the Wind
?: Not yet
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: YES. Two. I hated one’s guts but loved the other.
680.) Are you in an asylum?: Sure. The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls. :D Love Emilie Autumn.
681.) College?: Not yet.
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Black Amethyst
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yes
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: O’Charley’s, Hibachi, or Sonic
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Looove, baby. Like the love I pretend to have for you. =O
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Feeling trapped, isolated, and hopeless
687.) Do like Spongebob?: Sure do.
688.) Do you think he’s gay?: Nooo, not SpongeBob
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track?: Quizas
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: LOL! Not quite like that
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: No mo’ homework.
692.) DO you usually get a lot?: Not really.
693.) “OOOOOO poor baby” << use that phrase a lot?: Nope.
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: Um, no?
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: LMAO. Yeah
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: Part of one. :P
697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: GOD NO.
698.) Where is your second home?: New York City.
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Yeah, they have weird stuff in them! O_O
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: The house, my cell phone, Taylor’s, and Matty’s. That’s it
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes
702.) Can you do the limbo?: Not well.
703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: If I remember to
Word Association!
716.) blow: pop
717.) lollipop: liiick
718.) obnoxious: girl
719.) cold: feet
720.) hot: sexaaay
721.) smell: great
722.) car: vroooom
723.) rain: rawr
724.) wet: lulz
725.) steamy: oh snap
726.) bite: vampirism
727.) beer: squick
728.) rock: stone
729.) hard: stone…again
730.) soft: the opposite of hard
OK Here’s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: …yeah
732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: I haven’t the foggiest
733.) Are you a tease?: No
734.) Spit or swallow: Lol…
More “Do you”…
735.) Twirl your hair?: Yes.
736.) Hate yourself?: No
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: I have before D:
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: I used to.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: Yeah
741.) Watch MTV?: Occasionally.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: Several
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: Yes.
744.) Wish you could fly?: Why sure! :D
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yes!
746.) Read minds?: Hm, yes, but I’d want it to be entirely selective.
747.) Watch wrestling?: No.
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Not in particular.
749.) Work out?: Sometimes
750.) Play any sports?: No
More Have You Ever…
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No
753.) Been in a fist fight?: With my sister.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: Haha, no
756.) Held a gun?: Yes
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: No way.
758.) Been used?: Yep
759.) Been rejected?: Yes.
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: No
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: I wouldn’t know- I’ve never been on a rollercoaster. They scare me.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Haha, yeah
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Yes
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Yep.
767.) Done crack?: No
768.) Done cocaine?: Never
769.) Passed out during school?: No
770.) Had unprotected sex?: Narrr
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: Yes, Boricua
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Spanish?
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: Noooo
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: Nope.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: They’re good, yeah.
776.) Are baseball games fun?: Not in the least.
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: Sure.
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: No, but they’re fun
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: Yes, a few times
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: To a degree
781.) Do you like U2?: Yeah, a bit
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: No
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: No.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Yes
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: Yes
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: No
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Earbuds
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: No.
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: I used to buy CD players all the time! I kept breaking them
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: There isn’t one
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Daily…sometimes twice daily
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: Ew, nope.
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: No
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: I can walk in it, yes, but it’s not a ‘walk in closet’, per se.
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: No…that’s a strange question
796.) Do you pray daily?: Yes
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: I’ll be dead. And God will be like, “Come on up.” And I’ll be like “Kay.”
798.) Are you paranoid?: Sort of.
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: No
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: Not in person
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Michaelangelo or Donatello
802.) Power Ranger: KIMBERLYYYY
803.) Rugrat: Chuckie
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Blossom.
805.) Villain: Hexadecimal from
ReBoot
, or Harley Quinn
Do You Own…
806.) A cell phone?: Yes.
807.) A CPR certification card?: No.
808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: Nooo
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Several
810.) A porno?: No
811.) A gun?: No, but my dad does
812.) A pair of toe socks?: A few
813.) A portable DVD player?: Yes
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: Nooo!
815.) A car?: No =(
816.) A trucker hat?: Yes, I like hats
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: Yes
818.) A wife beater?: No
819.) A butcher knife?: Yeah, I mean, there’s one in the kitchen
820.) A pocket knife?: Yes, but it is lost…it’s a Swiss army knife, too- my dad gave it to me
821.) A Rolex?: No
822.) A bike?: No
823.) A thong?: No
824.) A bikini?: No
825.) A speedo (guys)?: N/A
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No
827.) A drum set?: No
828.) An electric guitar?: Robbie does
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: I have autographs, yes
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: No
More Random Questions….no they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: No.
832.) Quote
Aladdin
in any way: “…A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD!”
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No.
834.) How big is your backyard?: Eh…
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: Noo. Eww.
836.) Hairy chests?: Not in particular
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Yes…older men
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No!
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Heart burn?
841.) Are you on any medication?: A few
842.) Do you have asthma?: No
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: Not since 5th grade
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: I used to use it every day [it wasn't for asthma, though]
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: Not anymore
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: Hahaha…
847.) What is your hair length?: Pretty long
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No.
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No…
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Once or twice
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: Yes, several
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: No
854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: She kicks ass AND takes names.
855.) When did WW2 start?: I don’t know
856.) When did it end?: Ask my dad
857.) What is your nationality?: I’m a lot of different things. Mostly European.
858.) Where did your family come from?: France, Scotland, Sweden, Germany…
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: No.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Probably
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yes
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: Strangely enough, yeah.
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: Haha, rarely.
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: No. Eww.
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: Ricky…KIDDING!
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: Blecch.
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: Pretty much
869.) Do you collect anything?: Yes.
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: Nope
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: Sort of.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: Eww. Feet are ugly.
873.) Favorite finger?: Ring finger
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: Zero! They’re gone
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No!
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: Argh. I hate Kidz Bop.
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: o.O
879.) Do you grind a lot?: No.
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: Never tried it.
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: Yes.
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: No…
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: Probably
884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: Verrry long. Verrry interesting. Quite fun as well.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Yes
886.) What time is it?: 1:17 PM
87.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: Somewhat; not too much
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: Haha, sometimes
889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: No.
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Noooo
891.) What did you do?: Noooothiiiiing
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: Yes. It’s AWESOME. :D
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Haha. Sure
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t??: Haha! IT’S HOT! XD
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: No. I’m so obviously a bear, and I shit in the woods.
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Poo, actually. Or ‘crap.’
897.) What does PMS stand for?: I don’t know for sur. It’s ‘Pre’ or ‘Post’ Menstrual Syndrome. D:
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: Why, sure.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: Quite far.
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: No way! Eww.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: I don’t know
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: Twenty-ish
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: I haven’t seen them
905.) How about Good Fellas?: See above
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: Nope.
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: Not really
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: Not within the past week
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: No clue
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: I DON’T KNOOOOOW
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: No.
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: I used to, with my grandma
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Yes! Constantly!
915.) Do you use a calculator?: Yes
916.) What kind is it?: TI-30xA
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Yes
919.) Don’t they suck?: They do indeed
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: Yes, my sister
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes
923.) Are you a racist?: Not in the least
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: Minimize intake
925.) Do you diet?: On and off.
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: Not usually
Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Daily
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes. Always.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Daily.
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: If I feel like it.
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: Yes
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Every other day.
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Yes.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: Yes…
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover my mouth with my hand or sleeve
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Yes. Every day.
Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: I don’t know.
938.) Do you have OCD?: Possibly.
939.) Do you have ADHD?: Probably.
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Not to my knowledge.
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: A little of both, but not right now! :D
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Yes
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No
944.) The monkey pox?: I wasn’t aware that existed
945.) The mumps?: No
946.) The measles?: No
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: Uh, no o.O
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: Yes
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: Yes
950.) In the newspaper?: Yes
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: Yes
952.) Do you watch
Saved By The Bell
?: Not anymore
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: I was upset, but I don’t think I cried
954.) Did you ever see the movie
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
?: Yes!
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Totally. He’s a geek.
956.) Throw me some Polish names: Ilonka
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 8.5-9.5
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: Too many. X3
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Haha. It’s big, but I alternate like seven t-shirts
960.) How much do you weigh?: Too much
961.) How tall are you?: 5′4″
962.) Do you have cankles?: No.
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: Not really
964.) Fat thighs?: Pretty much
965.) Do you shave your toes?: No…
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yes
967.) How often?: As they need it, ie every other day or so
968.) How about those armpits?: Yes, definitely
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Yes! Oh God. Total germaphobe.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: No
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: No, not really. Keep them coming, I say.
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Sometimes
975.) Do you snore?: No
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: Yes, hahaha. I inherited it from Mom
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: No.
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: Actually, yeah.
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: God yeah.
981.) How about Tim Curry?: I *ADORE* Tim Curry!
982.) Are you ticklish?: At will.
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: No
984.) A lesbian aunt?: No
985.) Do you like salad?: Taco salad.
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: Yes
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No.
988.) Are you artsy?: Yes
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: A little
990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: No…that’s kind of stupid.
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: Boston Cream Pie! :D
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Yes
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half full.
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?: I don’t know.
995.) Do you like cheese?: Yes. Within reason.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: No. Should I?
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Sort of.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Hm, no, I enjoyed it.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Totally. But that’s why it’s cool.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Yes. Every day of my life.
1001.) Do you think too much?: ENTIRELY.
